69th Annual Hunger Games

          

           “Welcome to the 69^th Annual Hunger Games!” Naeunicorn shouts, waving her arms around. “This year we have a special group with us, right, Shinsadong Squirrel?”

            “Yesh!” she agrees, nodding and throwing confetti.

            “Let’s watch as they arrive!”

            Everyone looks at the gates as the horses pull their carriages in with each district on them. The two announces wait patiently.

            First was District 1. Nara and L.Joe. Both are wearing sparkly peacock costumes. Their feathers spread out in all directions and super sparkly. They are representing Luxury. They wave at the crowd. Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel wave back happily, throwing confetti and glitter at them even though it didn’t reach.

            District 2 has Eunji and Chanyeol dressed as giant hammers. The two are also waving at the crowd. They represent Masonry.

            “Pretty hammers,” Shinsadong Squirrel says to Naeunicorn. She agrees.

            District 3 is Hyosung and Changmin, who are dressed as giant iPods. >Technology represented<

            District 4 is Kris and Minah, who are dressed as a merman and a mermaid. Kris has his bitchface on, while Minah smiles widely and waves. They represent Fishing.

            “AYO KREASE!” Chanyeol yells from where he is at.

            District 5 is Minhyuk (Naeunicorn’s lover) and IU. They are dressed as giant, rusty power plants. They are representing Power.

            District 6 is Hyuna and Baekhyun dressed as trains. TRANSPORTATION REPRESENTED AT ITS FINEST.

            “BaekYeol!” Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel yell happily while eating bacon and eggs.

            Next are District 7, Sulli and Simon, who are dressed as trees with pineapples on them. They represent Lumber.

            District 8 is Jiyoung and Daesung, representing Textiles, and are dressed as balls of yarn. Daesung is in hot pink, and Jiyoung is in orange.

            District 9 is Krystal (UMMMMAAA) and L, as wheat, and are representing Grain.

            “She’s going to die before she gives me nieces and nephews!” Naeunicorn yells madly as she throws random objects towards Krystal. Again, they don’t reach.

            District 10 is represented by Zin and Hyoyeon, dressed as a two headed cow. The cow costume is purple. And sparkly. They represent Livestock.

            District 11 is Soyou and Thunder, dressed as cotton balls, and they represent Agriculture.

            Lastly is District 12, which is Mining and is represented by Tia and Chunji. They are dressed as coal. MY SIBLINGS.

            After the two announces make more comments (mainly about BaekYeol, the cow costume, and Naeunicorn’s lover), President CL stands up and makes her announcement.

  “Welcome, welcome!” PCL (President CL) yells as she stands at the podium.  “You all look amazing! I kid. You all look scared and vulnerable. Anyways~ In a couple of days, you all will fight to the death on TV. Prepare to be brutally murdered by the ones standing next to you! I have something to say to some of you lovely people, however~ Nara and L.Joe, you are Careers, so take it easy on the others.  L.Joe, you are Squishy. Fight well.” L.Joe, the squishy blob dressed as a peacock, nodded. “Hyosung... don’t die for God’s sake!  Kris, you bitchface them to death. Got it?”

            “AYO  WADDUP KREASE?!” someone yells from the crowd.

            “IU, my other child besides L.Joe… good luck. I know you will die, so... yeah. Okay. Moving on~ Daesung, you’ll die. That’s what you get for saying I’m not nice. I’ll make sure you die first.” Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel start clapping and cheering in the background. “Krystal, my sister, good luck and try not to die~”

            “YOU BETTER NOT DIE! I NEED SUNGSTAL BABIES!” Naeunicorn yells while grabbing the mic off of the podium. ”Where is Sungyeol? He needs to hear this, too! SUNGYEOL! YOU MUST-“ Shinsadong Squirrel pulls her back and sits on top of her while PCL continues her speech.

            “HAHAHA! Zin… no comment. I’ll send you mangoes and sexy boxes to fight with. Thunder, try not to die. Fighting! Tia... poor girl... Chunji, good luck. As for the others, FIGHTING!  Now, I’m off to get coffee and listen to music. Annyeong~”

            And the PCL magically disappears into thin air. A cricket starts chirping.

            “AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR!” PCL’s voice is heard.

            “Five, four, three, two…ONE.”

            All twenty four race for the Cornucopia. A few are running in opposite directions away from it as everyone starts fighting. Out of nowhere, a giant mutant gummy bear attacks Hyosung and eats her on the spot. The cannon sounds.

            “Wow. I totally called that!” Naeunicorn yells, high fiving SS (Shinsadong Squirrel).

            More cannons start going off as more people are killed. L.Joe, Nara, and Simon are the main ones killing.

            “Whoa!” SS shouts, pointing to the giant screen they are watching it on. “Lookie! It’s BaekYeol! They are running away!”

            “But Chanyeol is a career. He should fight!”

            “He burns people,” SS whispers to Naeunicorn. “He will go and kill Baekhyun. Just watch.”

            “MINHYUK!” Naeunicorn yells, pointing. Minhyuk is running towards the jungle, marshmallow gun in hand. “I taught him well.”

            “Where’s mah Tia and mah Umma?”

            The two watch as L.Joe and Nara cut Jiyoung and Eunji’s heads off.

            “Ew~” they chorus.

            By the time the Cornucopia fight is over, seven are dead.

            “Eunji, from 2, Jiyoung from 8, Soyou from 11,” SS began as she read off the list. “Minah from 4.”

            “Such a pretty mermaid,” Naeunicorn sang.

            “Hyosung from 3, Hyoyeon from 10, and Minhyuk from 5.”

            “WHEN DID HE DIE?” Naeunicorn yells, shaking SS.

            “Remember when I showed you the cake I ordered?” SS asks her, holding up a piece of cake. Naeunicorn nods. “He died then.” Naeunicorn starts crying. “NALANIE FTW!” SS throws her cake in the air and it lands on the crying Naeunicorn.

            The Game Maker walks into the room with the arena thingy in the center and the workers making sure to bring the victims together. She smiles evilly and watches as they chase people together.

            “Lookie! We have our Career group!” SS tells Naeunicorn. Naeunicorn sits up straight and smiles, watching the screen.

            “L.Joe, Nara, Simon, and Hyuna.”

            “Where’s mah Umma?” SS looks over the screens and spots her. Krystal is hanging from a vine in the air, twisting her towel in her hands. “Ooh!~”

            “Who is her victim?” Naeunicorn asks anxiously. They watch. Krystal stays as quiet as possible as Changmin walks through the jungle, holding a broken bottle near him as he looks around.

            “Changmin, the one with moobs,” Naeunicorn says.

            As soon as he gets in reach, Krystal starts whipping him with the towel. He screams like a girl and hits the air with his broken bottle. Krystal jumps down and keeps whipping him, laughing evilly. Changmin tries running away, but runs into a tree. Krystal hits him over and over until the cannon sounds.

            “He was whipped to death,” Naeunicorn says, putting her hand over her heart.

            Krystal starts doing a happy dance before climbing up a tree on onto the vines again. She scurries away.

            “I knew my Umma was part squirrel!” SS yells, smiling wide and throwing confetti.

            “Send in…” The Game Maker starts and then yells excitedly, “THE PANDA-DINO!”

            The Career group is walking through the misty jungle, weapons in hand, and is searching for more victims. L.Joe and Nara, the leaders, are laughing evilly about the ones they’ve already killed.

            “You go, Twinnie!” SS shouts at the screen. “I should send him glitter.”

            Out of nowhere, the giant Panda-Dino appears behind Hyuna. Slowly, they all turn around and see it. Simon screams like a girl and shoots a marshmallow at it with the gun he stole from Minhyuk after killing him. The Panda-Dino roars and gets slobber all over Hyuna. L.Joe, Nara, and Simon take off running.

            “SHE DIES! I CALL IT!” Naeunicorn shouts.

            As Naeunicorn predicts, the Panda-Dino bends down and eats Hyuna. Naeunicorn and SS clap. The end of the first day is announced as the tribute thingy appears in the sky with all the dead people’s names and faces on it.

            “My Minhyuk died,” Naeunicorn says. “And our other unnies.”         

            “Changmin unnie died,” SS agrees.

            “What happened to the Panda-Dino?”

            “He/She headed towards the waterfall.”

            “Who’s at the waterfall?”

            Kris is at the waterfall. But the Panda-Dino disappears as soon as L.Joe and Nara come into range. Simon has disappeared from their group. The two spy creepily at Kris as he fills his canteen with water.

            “AYO WADDUP KREASE!” a voice is heard in the jungle.

            “Awkward,” Naeunicorn says as Kris takes a shower under the waterfall.

            “So, how’s Mr. Holululu?” SS asks Naeunicorn.

            Nara and L.Joe wait until Kris is asleep that night before setting sticks and other pieces of wood around him. They make sure Kris is tied down and they set the pile on fire and laugh evilly as they dance around the fire like crazy people, throwing leaves onto the fire. Kris is awake and screaming for help. There is no help. Hehehe  eue.

            After Kris dies, the two roast marshmallows on the fire and eat happily.

            The screen flashes to BaekYeol. The two are dressed as bushes as they walk through the jungle. Krystal is secretly following them in the vines above, her bloody towel in hand and a crazy look on her face. Thunder and L are up in a tree, eating mangoes. Monkeys. Krystal throws a rock at them and hits L in the face. She motions to the sneaky BaekYeol below. They look down. Before they spot them, Baekhyun uses his light power to blind the two and they fall out of the cotton candy tree. Chanyeol then starts burning them alive.

            “I TOLD EVERYONE HE BURNS PEOPLE BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME!” SS yells loudly as she throws a brick at the screen. Naeunicorn threw her shoe at the screen. It bounces off and hits SS in the head.

            BaekYeol AKA the two bushes run off with Krystal still following them…like a stalker.

            “Someone should kill BaekYeol,” SS says, rubbing her forehead.

            “BAEKYEOL!”

          

            “Who is dead?” PCL asks the Game Maker as she drinks her coffee.

            “Eunji, Hyosung-“

            “Figures.”

            “Changmin, Minah, Kris, Minhyuk, Hyuna, Jiyoung, L, Hyoyeon, Soyou, and Thunder.”

            “Idiots.” As the Game Maker listed off the names, PCL rips the heads of the paper figurines she has for each tribute.

            “Anyone you want to target next?”

            “Daesung.”

            “Yes, Ma’am.” The Game Maker bows and walks away, laughing loudly.

            The Gamer Maker tells the people in the control room to send in the monkey-giraffes. They are just as vicious as the Panda-Dino. Except they eat your limbs one by one, and then inject you with an acid venom that melts your skin and then they eat your head off. OuO They have a monkey face, giraffe neck, monkey body and giraffe legs with monkey feet and a cat tail.

            The monkey-giraffes appear in the arena. L.Joe and Nara are chasing Daesung and IU through the jungle. They are still laughing and acting like crazy people. Daesung is screaming like a girl, “TELL MINGKKI I LOVE HER!” IU is singing Marshmallow while shooting marshmallows back at the Careers.

            Nara stops running when she hears the monkey noises. She looks up and sees them staring at her with red eyes. Then they hear Daesung’s girly scream. They turn their attention to him and start chasing the trio. One jumps on L.Joe and takes him down, starting to eat him and melt his flesh off. Daesung screams again as one attaches itself to his leg and starts eating. He falls into a pit. IU keeps running but a group of the monkeys end up jumping on her and eating her head off before she can fight them off.

            “I created those,” SS tells Naeunicorn.

            “What an awesome invention, Shinsadong Squirrel!” Naeunicorn cheers, clapping.

           

            “We killed Daesung,” the Game Maker tells PCL. She smiles and nods, giving a thumbs up. “L.Joe died.”

            “My Squishy!”

            “So did IU.”

            “You killed my children!?”

            “Who should we kill next?”

            PCL throws her coffee at the Game Maker.

            “Daesung, IU, L.Joe, L, Thunder, and Kris are dead,” Naeunicorn announces.

            “AYO WADDUP KREASE!” an unknown voice yells. The two look at each other.

            “Krystal is still stalking BaekYeol, Simon is now stalking Krystal, and Zin is stalking Simon. Who will die first?”

            Just then, Chunji runs across Simon’s path, flailing and making weird noises. Simon stops and stares after him. He grabs a branch and then turns it into a wooden stake. He then yells weirdly and runs after Chunji. Zin quietly follows, his bow armed with a pencil as he stalks them.

            Simon chases Chunji to a cliff. Chunji starts dancing to girly songs and singing loudly.

            “Chunji!” Simon yells at the boy. Chunji turns around. He has an eye missing. “PREPARE FOR YOUR DEATH!” Simon runs at Chunji and stabs the stake through his heart. Blood squirts all over Simon’s face as Chunji falls over the cliff.

            “AYO!” Zinzilla yells. Simon turns around and Zin shouts the pencil through his head, making him die and fall over the cliff after Chunji. Zin grabs a mango from his pocket and takes a bite of it and runs back into the forest.

            “Who do you think will win at this point?” SS asks Naeunicorn.

            “Krystal. She has to return and make babies. I need nieces and nephews!”

            “...Who’s left?”

            “BaekYeol! Krystal! Tia! Sulli! Zin!”

           

            The night passes and the next day approaches. Krystal is still stalking BaekYeol like the creeper she is.

            “Oh look!” Naeunicorn says. “It is Tia!”

            “WHERE?” SS shouts as she stands up and smiles.

            Tia runs through the jungle, a machete in hand. She is swinging it around crazily and cutting everything in sight. Krystal hears her and looks down. She sees Tia run past, still cutting, as she approaches the bushy BaekYeol. Tia doesn’t realize she killed BaekYeol until the blood hits her and the cannons sound.  But only one sounds. Tia looks back, and gasps.

            “My precious Bacon,” Chanyeol says, looking at the headless Baekhyun. “Me without you is like a fat man without boobs.”

            “How romantic,” Naeunicorn says, wiping her tears away.

            Chanyeol proceeds to grabs the machete from a speechless Tia and the cannon sounds. Tia runs away, screaming from the sight. Krystal flinches at the sight and jumps to another vine and swings away from the dead Bacon and Eggyeol.

            

            “Who’s left?” Naeunicorn asks as the day passes.

            “Zinzilla, Krystal Umma, Sulli unnie, and Nara unnie...and mah Tia!~” SS throws confetti and glitter everywhere.

            “The cow, the wheat, the tree, the peacock, and the coal. Interesting.”

            “ATTENTION CONTESTANTS!” PCL’s voice sounds over the arena. Everyone looks at the sky as if looking directly at PCL. “There will be a feast today. At the Cornucopia obviously. Each of you needs something, right? Go and fight and stuff. Bye!”

            Everyone nods as they all start heading for the Cornucopia. Each one needs something for sure. Nara needs crazy pills, Sulli needs water and pixie sticks, Krystal needs a picture of Sungyeol, Zin needs mangoes and a sexy box, and Tia needs to see people since she is an aweshum loner.

            They all stand in the jungle’s shrubs as they wait for someone to run out first. Nara runs out first, screaming like a banshee. Sulli runs after her and attacks her, stabbing her repeatedly. As soon as Nara is dead, Zin runs out and shoots Sulli with his AK-47 gun. Sulli is dead now. Now all that is left is Zin, Tia, and Krystal. Zin looks around and runs to grab his mangoes and sexy box. He hugs them tightly and starts dancing to Syndrome by Chocolat. B|v

            Krystal swings in on a vine, Tia’s machete in hand, and cuts Zin in half. She lands on top of the Cornucopia and cheers.

            “Umma?” Tia says, climbing up the side of the Cornucopia. Krystal runs over and hugs Tia. Tia hugs her back.

            “OH NOES!” SS and Naeunicorn shout.

            Krystal pulls away and sees Tia with her marshmallow gun. Krystal holds up her machete.

            “I don’t want to kill you,” Krystal tells her, frowning. ”Not my own daughter.”

            “Silly Umma~” Tia tells her. “I’m not a threat.”

            Krystal puts her arms down and smiles, nodding.

            “But…” Tia holds up the gun and aims it at Krystal. “YOLO!” The cannon sounds.

            “YESH!” SS jumps up and starts throwing everything, including Naeunicorn, as she cheers. “MAH TIA WON!”

“CONGRATULTAIONS! THE 69^TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES’ WINNER IS TIA HWANG FROM DISTRICT 12!” PCL announces. SS cheers.

            “MY SUNGSTAL BABIES!” Naeunicorn cries in her sad little corner. 

             And so. Tia, from District 12, wins the 69th Annual Hunger Games! She heads back to District 12 aka KA Roleplay and lives in a fancy home made of shiny stuff and has many robots and things like that. And Naeun cries forever about the SungStal babies...but Krystal's spirit comes back to haunt her. THE ENDEU. for now.