If one more person asks me who I like, I might murder each and every one of them. u-u

- Lanieeeee(:

According to a Tumblr person.. I  A M  A N  I M P. An imp is a mischivious little fairy or demon thingy and ... I am not an imp. u-u


Hyeri unnie also called me a bully.. as did others! ;A; Omfg. Must change my ways.. 

And I am an conceited. 

O M F G 
w h u t i s t h i s.

Idek. QnQ 

BUT I HAS MAH GLITTERS. <3 

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naeunicorn
s h e t r i e d 
2 ship me
2 A F R I C A.
I could have been sold as a slave and raped. o-o

I'll leave you wif a funneh screenshot, kays? c;

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If you stalk this blog. Go ahead, but the posts are OLD and don't really go along with mine or Juliane's lives now. ouo

KA's 70th Annual Hunger Games

 

           

            “And welcome back!” Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel announces, smiling wide.

            “It is the 70^th Annual Hunger Games!” SS says.

            “Last year was a fun year,” Naeunicorn adds. “Except for the fact Krystal died and I have no SungStal babies now!” She pouts.

            “This year we have volunteer tributes. Six to be exact! And we have a new Game Maker!~”

            “Last year was Nicole unnie and this year is Sunny unnie,” Naeunicorn announces. “This is a special year, too. There will be ‘backups’ for every district. When one or both of the tributes die, the backup will go in and fight.”

            “Who got replaced?” SS asked Naeunicorn.

            “Both tributes from 1 got replaced. It was Sungmin and Bora and now it is Jiyoon and Minho. Their backup is Nana. Both tributes from 2 got replaced. It was Zinger and Jay and now it is Luna and D.O. Their backup is…Sehun. Then Yuri from 3 got replaced by Yoona. Chorong from 9 got replaced by Bomi. My unnies~”

            “I already know who I am rooting for!~” SS cheers, clapping her hands.

            “I don’t. DID YOU KNOW SUNGYEOL IS HERE THIS YEAR? KRYSTAL SHOULD HAVE ONE! THEN SUNGYEOL COULD WIN AND THEN-“ Krystal’s spirit throws a microwave at Naeun. Naeun screams and runs out of the room. SS holds up her ‘Krystal Umma FTW’ banner and smiles.

            “As we were saying,” SS puts her banner away, “We have extra tributes this year. I’ll read off each District and their backups once they come through the doors. Which should be…any second!~” She throws confetti. Music starts playing and the main gate doors open, revealing the tributes lined up in their carriage thingies.

            First is District 1 – Jiyoon and Minho. They are dressed sparkly, diamond-like outfits. They are wearing diamond crowns too. “Jiyoon and Minho’s backup will be Nana.”

            District two has Luna and D.O. They are wearing metal outfits. “Luna and Mr. Big Eyes’ backup is Sehun.”

            District 3 has Yoona and Sungyeol dressed as laptops. “Yoona and Sungyeol Appa’s backup is Kikwang.”

            District 4 has Jiyeon and Rain dressed as giant shrimp. “Rain and Jiyeon’s backup is Gina. Does anyone else feel like eating the tributes with cocktail sauce?” SS holds up a bottle of cocktail sauce and is drooling. Naeunicorn appears beside her and is drooling as well. She lifts up a fork and knife.

            District 5 is Hyeri and Sunggyu dressed as electrical cords. “Sunggyu and Hyeri are backed up by Donghae.” Naeunicorn looks at SS, “Are we allowed to have animals in the Hunger Games? I mean, Sunggyu is a hamster…and Donghae is a fish. Shouldn’t he be in District 4?”

            “Or eaten.”

            District 6 has Boa and Kai dressed as giant wheels. “Kai and BoA are backed up by Daehyun.”

            “DAEHYUN?!” Naeunicorn clings to the screen. “MY BIAS!”

            District 7 is Ga-In and Joon dressed as sheets of paper with glitter on them. “Joon and Ga-In’s backup is Jihyun.”

            District 8 is Seohyun and Taemin dressed as quilts. They are multi-coloured and sparkly, too. “Seohyun and Taemin’s backup is Lizzy.”

            District 9 is Bomi and Himchan. They are dressed in brown suits with seeds on them and different types of grain glued to them. “Bomi and Himchan’s backup is Chen.”

            District 10 is Suzy and Chaejin dressed as pigs. “The pigs-I mean-Chaejin and Suzy are dressed as-I mean-their backup is a pig-“

            “Their backup is Amber unnie!” Naeunicorn says into the microphone.

            “I want bacon.”

            “He died last year.”

            “No, I mean…Nevermind.”

            District 11 is Ailee and CAP. They are dressed as farmers. “Ailee and CAP’s backup is Victoria.”

            Finally District 12 comes out. It is Min and Onew dressed in coal miner’s outfits. “Min and Onew’s backup is Jonghyun.”

           “This year is going to be exciting!” Naeunicorn says loudly, holding up her fork and knife. “Yummy, too!”

..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ Training ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

            The mentors decide to help out the tributes and the backups this year. Each group is in a little space in the training room. Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel are watching everyone with the Game Maker, Sunny, and the President, CL.

           “Look! I see mah Tia!” SS points at Tia, who is with her group: Min, Onew, Jonghyun, and Sohyun. Sohyun won the 42^nd Hunger Games. She is immortal, like the other mentors. Tia hears SS yell and waves at her. “Yay!~”

            “I bet it is awkward for some of the couples,” Naeunicorn tells SS. SS nods.

            “Will you two shut up?” PCL asks the two. They look at her. “I can always get two new announcers.” They pretend to zip their lips.

            They watch as the tributes, mentor(s), and backups all talk and train. Naeunicorn and SS secretly texted each other the entire time, betting on who would survive and die first. Naeunicorn bets on Daehyun. SS can’t make up her mind, so gives up and lets Naeunicorn think Daehyun will win.

            The passing days are spent with the tributes and backups training. PCL and Sunny judge them. Since each tribute gets a number based on how good they are (ranked 0 to 12, 0 being the worst, 12 being the best), they need to focus. When the scores appear, everyone is shocked.

Ø  Jiyoon (9) & Minho (8) ; Nana (6)

Ø  Luna (8) & D.O (11) ; Sehun (8)

Ø  Yoona (5) & Sungyeol (9)  ; Kikwang (6)

Ø  Jiyeon (4) & Rain (8) ; Gina (4)

Ø  Hyeri (5) &Sunggyu (2) ; Donghae (6)

Ø  BoA (6) & Kai (10) ; Daehyun (8)

Ø  Ga-In (7) & Joon (10) ; Jihyun (2)

Ø  Seohyun (1) & Taemin (5) ; Lizzy (5)

Ø  Bomi (5) & Himchan (3); Chen (9)

Ø  Suzy (7) & Chaejin (6) ; Amber (9)

Ø  Ailee (8) & CAP (9) ; Victoria (7)

Ø  Min (7) & Onew (3) ; Jonghyun (8)

Before the tributes head up to the arena, each mentor decides to give them some encouraging words.

Minzy looks at Jiyoon and Minho and sighs, “If one of you win, I'll buy you cake. But if you lose, I'll meet you in Hell."  Minho’s eyes widen as Jiyoon brushes her mentor’s words off. She knows she will win.

Luhan places his hands on D.O and Luna’s shoulders and smiles. “You’ll win this. I know you will. How do I know?” He leans backs and flips his hair. “It’s because I’m a deer.”

Seyong stands with his hands on his hips. “Be sexy no matter what!" Yoona and Sungyeol nod their heads vigorously.

Suho smiles at the two before him – Jiyeon and Rain – and says, “You’ll both do extremely well!~ I know it. Just avoid the farting birds.” He leans in, his eyes wide and he looks a tiny bit crazy. More like psycho, but let’s not judge.  “They will destroy you!”

Hyeri and Sunggyu blink as Dongwoo paces the floor. He stops and looks at them. "Win or lose...I don't really care." Such encouraging words.

Tiffany is hugging Boa and Kai as tight as she possibly can. “Make sure to NOT die. Please!” The guards have to come in and pry her off so they can get in the shoot thingy to lift them above ground. “Death isn’t an option!”

Jessica looks at Ga-In and Joon. She doesn’t know what to say exactly, so she just smiles. “You’ll both be fine~” she coos. “Don’t worry.”

Taemin is standing behind Seohyun, scared. Siwon and Hwayoung watch the two before Siwon clears his throat. “Avoid everyone. The Careers will kill them for you. Make sure to hide. Don’t-“ Hwayoung pushes Siwon aside. "Do whatever. Just try not dying. HA! Just kidding. I already know you're going to die...sucks for you!" she says to the two before her. Siwon sighs.

Lay pats Bomi and Himchan’s heads. Bomi looks for freaked out by the action than Himchan does, who is grinning and leaning in so Lay can reach his head better. "If you see a unicorn, save it.” Both nod. “Make sure it doesn't die! If you die, I will kill you myself."

Hyojin puffs her cheeks as she watches Suzy and Chaejin shift uncomfortably. They look scared. “Don’t die,” she speaks up and they look at her, “or else I will kick you out with my special shoes.” She points to her shiny, frog shaped shoes she is wearing.

Ailee and CAP wait for Ricky to speak. He just stands there, frozen. Ailee waves her hand in front of her mentor. “Uh…Okay so…uhm…” He jumps forward and clings to the two. “JUST DON’T DIE OKAY?! I WON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU DIE!” And for the second time that day, the guards have to pull a mentor from their tributes. They laugh about this later.

“Put that down!” Min slaps Onew’s hand, making him drop his chicken. Sohyun sighs and waggles a finger as Onew goes to pick the chicken up from the ground. “You have to stay alive, remember who the enemy is, and get people to like you.” Sohyun tells the two, smiling kindly. Tia lets out a loud sob. “Mostly stay alive.” Another sob is heard. Sohyun tapes Tia’s mouth shut. “Good-“ Tia runs forward and clings to the two tributes, still crying. And for the third time that day, the guards have to pull a mentor off of the tributes.

When it comes down to the countdown, all 24 are in a circle around the white Cornucopia. The arena is filled with snow, ice, ice lakes and rivers, a white forest, and steep mountains. Everyone is dressed in all white too.

“3…2…1.”

      Everyone races to their desired destination. Jiyoon and Minho reach the weapons first, grabbing everything they can and killing whoever gets near them. Luna and D.O are the other two that start killing. Actually, Luna is killing them while D.O hands her the weapons, eyes as big as ever and barely blinking.

      In the midst of battle, when D.O isn’t paying attention, he accidentally stabs a sword into Luna’s back. He blinks and lets go of the sword, watching Luna collapse. “I…” He looks around to make sure no one saw that. “I did not do that!” He takes off running away from the dead body, flailing his arms in the process.

      “Wow! Did you see that?” Naeunicorn comments, pointing at the screen with the chicken leg she got off of the floor (yes, the one Onew dropped).

      “D.O killed Luna,” SS confirms.

      “No! I saw a penguin!” Naeunicorn shouts, smiling wide.

     

      “And the first ones to die are Rain, from 4, Chaejin from 10, Boa from 6, Bomi from 9, Jiyeon from 4, Suzy from 10-“

      “SEND IN 4 AND 10’s BACK-“

      “They’re not doing that until later, Unnie.”

      “Oh. CONTINUE ON!” Naeunicorn throws the chicken bone.

      “And Luna from 2.”

      While the game continues on, some of the mentors are dealing with the losses in their own way…

      “I told them.” Suho sighs, petting his stuffed shrimp. “No one ever listens to me.”

      “Guess I have to get my special shoes ready,” Hyojin says happily.

      “At least a unicorn didn’t die!” Lay says, stuffing marshmallows into his mouth.

      “Psh. I knew Luna would die!” Luhan says, flipping his hair. “Deer know these things.”

      “WHY?! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE? NO!” Tiffany yells, clinging to the door. The guards are trying to pull her away. “LET ME GO GET HER! NO!”

      Jiyoon and Minho are sitting on the bank of the lake. There is a small hole in front of them where they have been catching fish. Jiyoon is holding a trident, spinning it in her hands. "I wonder where D.O went to," she says to Minho. Minho eats another piece of raw fish into his mouth as he looks at her, shrugging. D.O was a part of their Career group until the goat-potato chased them. D.O had come back to them after killing Luna- I mean…after the sword in his hand slipped and plunged itself into Luna’s back. They have no idea where he went to.

Jiyoon stands and walks towards the snowy forest. Minho can care less where she goes. More food for him. She walks at least four miles until she stumbles across a sleeping Seohyun. She smiles evilly before stabbing Seohyun's neck with the trident, killing her in her sleep. Jiyoon pulls the trident out and continues her journey.

      Back at the place Minho is he is holding the dead fish up and talking to it. “AH!” Minho throws the fish and looks around for the source of the sound. Suddenly, I giant white chicken runs by being rode by Onew.

      “Huh,” Minho mutters. He stands and starts chasing the chicken and Onew.

“Who would’ve guessed there would be a giant chicken in an artic world,” Naeunicorn says.

      “Hey!” SS shouts, pointing at the screen. Naeunicorn looks up and spots a goat-potato wobbling around. “Didn’t you create that?”

      “Why yes,” Naeunicorn leans back in her chair and smiles smugly, “I did create that sexy beast.” SS gives her a weird look. “It will kill all-“ Naeunicorn stops talking as the goat-potato walks up to Sungyeol, who is trying to climb an iceberg, and headbutts his back. When Sungyeol falls off the iceberg and is gasping for air, the goat-potato sits on him and crushes him. "MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRR!" Naeun starts crying. "MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS!" Krystal’s spirit appears and throws a bed at Naeun. Naeun keeps crying as the bed squishes her. SS holds up her 'Krystal Umma FTW' banner.

      “How do you think I feel? That was my Appa!” SS yells at Naeunicorn. “Kidding. That bish told me I could die. SERVES YOU RIGHT, APPA! HAHA!” SS throws her drink at the large screen. Krystal throws another bed, except at SS, and hits her. “Ow.” SS holds up her ‘Krystal Umma FTW’ banner as she is being squished.

..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ Day Two ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

      The morning is a quiet one. Of course, Onew and his chicken are still on the run and Jiyoon is constantly yelling and stabbing things in hopes they are humans. It isn’t until afternoon that another tribute dies.

      “Hello pretty squid!” CAP says, patting the water. There is a giant squid below the water’s surface, staring at CAP. “I’m CAP.”

      “He’s totally seducing that squid,” Naeunicorn tells SS. SS nods in agreement.

      As a result of CAP’s seduction, the squid slowly comes out of the water…AND EATS THAT BISH. The squid smiles and dives back into the water.

      “I totally called that,” Naeunicorn says.

     

“OH MY GOD! HE DIED?! LET ME DIE! LET ME-“ Ricky gets cut off Suho. “Shh!” Suho whispers to him. “The aliens might hear you and come abduct you!” Ricky whimpers and sulks. Suho isn’t wrong though. Just as he says that, Luhan and Lay walk by. The aliens. Suho neglects to realize he is one, too, though. They all hide their identities by claiming to be foods or animals. Luhan is a deer, Lay is a unicorn, and Suho is…some kind of sauce. Even some of the tributes are aliens!

     

      “Let’s take some time to remember last year’s tributes, shall we?” SS asks Naeunicorn. She is currently snoring. Krystal throws a microwave at her and grins evilly, floating away. Naeunicorn sits up. “YEAH!” she yells.

      “Name the Careers,” SS tells her.

      “Nara, the rapist, L.Joe, the squishy blob, Eunji unnie, and Chanyeol-“

      “The flaming badge oven that burns people.”

      “And then there was Hyuna unnie.”

      “And Simon.”

      “BAEKYEOL!”

      “Krystal Umma!~”

      “Kris, the vampire.”

      “Oh look!”

      They look at the screen. Ga-In is walking down a steep slope of snow. She quietly steps onto the ice lake. All of a sudden, Himchan appears with a makeshift ice crown and an ice wand. He waves it around and smiles widely. "Why hello there!" he says in a girly voice. "I am princess Himchan!~" He waves the wand around and his smile turns into a creepy one. "I'm here to kill you~~" He flips his hair and starts shining brightly. Ga-In's eyes start to burn and she collapses on the ice lake. Himchan skips around her in circles quietly singing, "I whip my hair back and forth!~ I whip my hair back and forth!~" whilst flipping his hair. Soon, Ga-In dies. Himchan skips down the lake happily. Himchan falls flat on his face as he slips on a banana peel. “Ow! My perfect face!”

      “Happy cows make more milk!” Naeunicorn shouts at the screen. We shall never question her wise words.

      As the day passes by, no one else dies. So, the third day comes.

            ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ  Day Three ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

      Ailee dies first. She ran into a wall. And these vicious vines appeared out of thin air and wrapped themselves around her and crushed her! And then this bear-pony appeared! It was a horse with a bear head and bear claws and it pranced around her and then pooped on her head. ouo

      Ricky had another mental breakdown from this. He had to be put in an insane asylum. No one will ever visit him. Except his bestie, when she isn’t busy hosting the Hunger Games. SORRY TIGER BESTIE.

      “I bet Yoona unnie dies,” Naeunicorn says. “And Hyeri and Sunggyu and Joon and Kai-“

      “They will all die.” SS lets out an evil laugh. This time Naeunicorn is the one looking at her weird.

      “ATTENTION TRIBUTES!” PCL’s voice is heard. “THE BACKUPS WILL NOW BE REALEASED. HAVE FUN!~”

      “DAEHYUN!!!~” Naeunicorn screams, standing up and jumping up and down. Minhyuk appears behind her and throws a blender at her. Krystal holds up a ‘Minhyuk FTW’ banner. SS claps.

     

All twelve backups are released into a small cave. Amber, with her ninja like skills, grabs a rubber hammer and kills everyone but Jonghyun and Daehyun. She runs out of the cave quickly and down the slope. Daehyun and Jonghyun throw rocks at each other. These rocks are actually marshmallows that explode once they hit something. Daehyun ends up killing Jonghyun when he hits him in the face with a marshmallow rock. Daehyun runs out of the cave and down the slope; he falls and rolls down it.

      “That’s my Daehyun!” Naeunicorn shouts.

      Naeunicorn walks over to Tiffany and taps her shoulder repeatedly, grinning. Tiffany looks at her. "Yeah?"

"Can you send something to Daehyun? It will help him!"

"What is it?"

It is the most incredible, helpful, and aweshum thing on the entire planet. Naeunicorn knows this and knows she has to send it to him.

"...A banana."

Tiffany frowns. "No. Why should I?"

"BECAUSE DAEHYUN IS SESSHI!" Naeunicorn tugs on Tiffany's sleeve and pouts. "PLEASE?!"

"No."

Naeunicorn pouts and carries her banana back to the announcer’s room. Before she goes in, she looks around and sneaks into the door next to it - the room where you send stuff. She hands the banana to one of the guys. "Can you send this for Tiffany unnie?" He nods and takes the banana. Naeunicorn writes on a note 'I LOVE YOU FOREVER MY ULTIMATE BIAS <3' and hands it to him as well. She smiles and runs back out of the room and into the announcers’ room. "Yay!"

      A small container appears in front of Daehyun as he comes to a stop from rolling. He reads the note ‘I LOVE YOU FOREVER MY ULTIMATE BIAS<3’. He opens the container and pulls out a banana. He peels it and takes a bite. Suddenly his stands up and turns into a wolf. Not just any wolf! A wolf-polar bear! A white wolf-polar bear! With sparkles and shiny teeth! Teeth that will murder everyone else. Mwhahahaha.

..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ  Day Four ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

      Taemin is climbing up an iceberg. He is freezing and near death. As he reaches the top, D.O is sitting there, eating squid (the same squid that ate CAP). Taemin stops and stares at him. D.O sees him from the corner or his eye and looks at Taemin. His eyes widen even more than before!  

   O_O

Suddenly D.O's eyes become red and lasers shoot out and zap Taemin. Taemin is now dead. He falls into the water and the cannon sounds. D.O goes back to eating his squid. "Nyahahaha~ My squid." He huggles the squid and smiles.

      “I wasn’t scared of Mr. Big Eyes,” SS starts, “but…NOW I AM! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!”

      “Kids, that’s what happens when you do drugs!” Naeunicorn says to the camera.

..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ  Day Eight ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

      Jiyoon manages to find Hyeri, Yoona, Joon, and Min in the course of the past four days. By this time, her clothes are stained red and she has pulled all of her hair out. She even ended up eating Joon. Because that’s what normal people do.

      Minho caught up with Onew and his giant chicken. The chicken had a heart attack and Onew decided to eat it. Minho waited for him to try sleeping and pounced on him. Minho sits on Onew, squishing him. "Don't touch my chicken," Onew says, dying. He holds up a rock and points to it. "This is my chicken." He stuffs it into his mouth. Minho starts bouncing up and down and eventually Onew chokes on the rock and dies.

      Minho rushes over to the chicken and crawls inside of it, smiling and cuddling with its organs. District 1 has normal tributes; hugging chicken’s guts and pulling their hair out. Normal.

      As a result of both District 12 tributes dying, Tia also has a mental breakdown and is now in the same insane asylum as Ricky. No one visits her either, except Krystal. Since Krystal is dead, everyone really thinks Tia’s gone crazy once she mentions her dead mother’s visits.

      “All that is left,” Naeunicorn says dramatically, leaning forward and sighing, “is our District 1 tributes, D.O, Sunggyu-“

      “The hamster,” SS adds.

      “Kai-“

      “He’s an alien!”

      “And Himchan!”

      “He’s a princess!~”

      They throw confetti.

      “Don’t forget Amber unnie,” SS says.

      “AND DAEHYUN!” Guess who throws something at her this time? ”OW! Shinsadong Squirrel! That was a marshmallow! That hurt really, really, really bad!”

      A cannon sounds an hour later. It is for Amber. She falls off of a cliff, into sharp, pointy rocks, and dies. Just kidding. After she falls into the rocks, sharks smell her blood and eat her for lunch. I bet she tastes like gummy worms.

     

     

..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ  Day Eight ஐ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.

      Sunggyu and Kai are battling one another. Just as Kai tries to stab Sunggyu in the face, Daehyun – the now sparkly wolf-polar bear – jumps out and bites both of their heads off, nomming on them like chew toys.

      “ATTENTION TRIBUTES!” PCL’s annoying voice is heard once again. LOVE YOU! “THERE WILL BE FEAST TODAY. GO AND KILL EACH OTHER. THE GIFTS ARE SPECIAL!”

      The gifts are special. Jiyoon and Minho’s gifts are more weapons and crazy pills, D.O’s is a chill pill, since he tends to freak out and spazz a lot, Himchan’s is a mirror, and Daehyun’s is a dog treat (with a magical potion in it to turn him back into a human).

      All the tributes reach the Cornucopia. Even though they are ready to kill each other and get the game over with, music starts playing from the Cornucopia. Not just any music, either!

“OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! OP-OP-OP-OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!”

      All of the tributes start doing the horse dance as they emerge from the white forest. SS and Naeunicorn do, too.

“EHHHHHHHHHHH~ SEXY LADY!~”

      Himchan starts leaping here and there, flapping his arms like a bird. Daehyun chases him and eats him. The music keeps playing and bricks start falling from the air. D.O screams like a girl and runs into the Cornucopia. Daehyun eats his bag with the treats in it, turning him back into a human.

      A fire-breathing gummy bear appears as Sexy Love comes on.

“SEXY NUN, SEXY KO, SEXY IP, SEXY LOVE!”

      The fire-breathing gummy bear burns Minho. Jiyoon and Daehyun keep dancing to Sexy Love while D.O hides. The gummy bear then burns Jiyoon. The music part starts playing near the end and Daehyun poses. The gummy bear walks in front of him.

      “OH NOOOOO!” Naeunicorn screams. “NOT MY DAEHYUNNIE!”

      Daehyun’s eyes widen. EXID’s I Feel Good starts playing.

“I’m feeeeeeling it. And I feel goooooood~”

      The cannon sounds.

      “ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE 70^TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES’ WINNER IS DISTRICT 2’S D.O!” D.O steps out of the Cornucopia, eating chips, as the gummy bear appears.

      “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Naeunicorn cries in her sad little corner again. SS turns to the camera. “This kids, is what happens when you do drugs…you win stuff! WINNING!” She throws confetti.

      So D.O wins. He goes on to be a mentor with Luhan. That makes four aliens mentoring people now. A deer, a donut, a unicorn, and a sauce angel person. Naeunicorn ends up never recovering from the loss of Daehyun and is sent to the insane asylum with Ricky and Tia. There they play games, build forts, and paint unicorns and bunnies on the walls.

      “See you guys next year for the 71^st Annual Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favour~” SS waves at the camera. 

69th Annual Hunger Games

          

           “Welcome to the 69^th Annual Hunger Games!” Naeunicorn shouts, waving her arms around. “This year we have a special group with us, right, Shinsadong Squirrel?”

            “Yesh!” she agrees, nodding and throwing confetti.

            “Let’s watch as they arrive!”

            Everyone looks at the gates as the horses pull their carriages in with each district on them. The two announces wait patiently.

            First was District 1. Nara and L.Joe. Both are wearing sparkly peacock costumes. Their feathers spread out in all directions and super sparkly. They are representing Luxury. They wave at the crowd. Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel wave back happily, throwing confetti and glitter at them even though it didn’t reach.

            District 2 has Eunji and Chanyeol dressed as giant hammers. The two are also waving at the crowd. They represent Masonry.

            “Pretty hammers,” Shinsadong Squirrel says to Naeunicorn. She agrees.

            District 3 is Hyosung and Changmin, who are dressed as giant iPods. >Technology represented<

            District 4 is Kris and Minah, who are dressed as a merman and a mermaid. Kris has his bitchface on, while Minah smiles widely and waves. They represent Fishing.

            “AYO KREASE!” Chanyeol yells from where he is at.

            District 5 is Minhyuk (Naeunicorn’s lover) and IU. They are dressed as giant, rusty power plants. They are representing Power.

            District 6 is Hyuna and Baekhyun dressed as trains. TRANSPORTATION REPRESENTED AT ITS FINEST.

            “BaekYeol!” Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel yell happily while eating bacon and eggs.

            Next are District 7, Sulli and Simon, who are dressed as trees with pineapples on them. They represent Lumber.

            District 8 is Jiyoung and Daesung, representing Textiles, and are dressed as balls of yarn. Daesung is in hot pink, and Jiyoung is in orange.

            District 9 is Krystal (UMMMMAAA) and L, as wheat, and are representing Grain.

            “She’s going to die before she gives me nieces and nephews!” Naeunicorn yells madly as she throws random objects towards Krystal. Again, they don’t reach.

            District 10 is represented by Zin and Hyoyeon, dressed as a two headed cow. The cow costume is purple. And sparkly. They represent Livestock.

            District 11 is Soyou and Thunder, dressed as cotton balls, and they represent Agriculture.

            Lastly is District 12, which is Mining and is represented by Tia and Chunji. They are dressed as coal. MY SIBLINGS.

            After the two announces make more comments (mainly about BaekYeol, the cow costume, and Naeunicorn’s lover), President CL stands up and makes her announcement.

  “Welcome, welcome!” PCL (President CL) yells as she stands at the podium.  “You all look amazing! I kid. You all look scared and vulnerable. Anyways~ In a couple of days, you all will fight to the death on TV. Prepare to be brutally murdered by the ones standing next to you! I have something to say to some of you lovely people, however~ Nara and L.Joe, you are Careers, so take it easy on the others.  L.Joe, you are Squishy. Fight well.” L.Joe, the squishy blob dressed as a peacock, nodded. “Hyosung... don’t die for God’s sake!  Kris, you bitchface them to death. Got it?”

            “AYO  WADDUP KREASE?!” someone yells from the crowd.

            “IU, my other child besides L.Joe… good luck. I know you will die, so... yeah. Okay. Moving on~ Daesung, you’ll die. That’s what you get for saying I’m not nice. I’ll make sure you die first.” Naeunicorn and Shinsadong Squirrel start clapping and cheering in the background. “Krystal, my sister, good luck and try not to die~”

            “YOU BETTER NOT DIE! I NEED SUNGSTAL BABIES!” Naeunicorn yells while grabbing the mic off of the podium. ”Where is Sungyeol? He needs to hear this, too! SUNGYEOL! YOU MUST-“ Shinsadong Squirrel pulls her back and sits on top of her while PCL continues her speech.

            “HAHAHA! Zin… no comment. I’ll send you mangoes and sexy boxes to fight with. Thunder, try not to die. Fighting! Tia... poor girl... Chunji, good luck. As for the others, FIGHTING!  Now, I’m off to get coffee and listen to music. Annyeong~”

            And the PCL magically disappears into thin air. A cricket starts chirping.

            “AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR!” PCL’s voice is heard.

            “Five, four, three, two…ONE.”

            All twenty four race for the Cornucopia. A few are running in opposite directions away from it as everyone starts fighting. Out of nowhere, a giant mutant gummy bear attacks Hyosung and eats her on the spot. The cannon sounds.

            “Wow. I totally called that!” Naeunicorn yells, high fiving SS (Shinsadong Squirrel).

            More cannons start going off as more people are killed. L.Joe, Nara, and Simon are the main ones killing.

            “Whoa!” SS shouts, pointing to the giant screen they are watching it on. “Lookie! It’s BaekYeol! They are running away!”

            “But Chanyeol is a career. He should fight!”

            “He burns people,” SS whispers to Naeunicorn. “He will go and kill Baekhyun. Just watch.”

            “MINHYUK!” Naeunicorn yells, pointing. Minhyuk is running towards the jungle, marshmallow gun in hand. “I taught him well.”

            “Where’s mah Tia and mah Umma?”

            The two watch as L.Joe and Nara cut Jiyoung and Eunji’s heads off.

            “Ew~” they chorus.

            By the time the Cornucopia fight is over, seven are dead.

            “Eunji, from 2, Jiyoung from 8, Soyou from 11,” SS began as she read off the list. “Minah from 4.”

            “Such a pretty mermaid,” Naeunicorn sang.

            “Hyosung from 3, Hyoyeon from 10, and Minhyuk from 5.”

            “WHEN DID HE DIE?” Naeunicorn yells, shaking SS.

            “Remember when I showed you the cake I ordered?” SS asks her, holding up a piece of cake. Naeunicorn nods. “He died then.” Naeunicorn starts crying. “NALANIE FTW!” SS throws her cake in the air and it lands on the crying Naeunicorn.

            The Game Maker walks into the room with the arena thingy in the center and the workers making sure to bring the victims together. She smiles evilly and watches as they chase people together.

            “Lookie! We have our Career group!” SS tells Naeunicorn. Naeunicorn sits up straight and smiles, watching the screen.

            “L.Joe, Nara, Simon, and Hyuna.”

            “Where’s mah Umma?” SS looks over the screens and spots her. Krystal is hanging from a vine in the air, twisting her towel in her hands. “Ooh!~”

            “Who is her victim?” Naeunicorn asks anxiously. They watch. Krystal stays as quiet as possible as Changmin walks through the jungle, holding a broken bottle near him as he looks around.

            “Changmin, the one with moobs,” Naeunicorn says.

            As soon as he gets in reach, Krystal starts whipping him with the towel. He screams like a girl and hits the air with his broken bottle. Krystal jumps down and keeps whipping him, laughing evilly. Changmin tries running away, but runs into a tree. Krystal hits him over and over until the cannon sounds.

            “He was whipped to death,” Naeunicorn says, putting her hand over her heart.

            Krystal starts doing a happy dance before climbing up a tree on onto the vines again. She scurries away.

            “I knew my Umma was part squirrel!” SS yells, smiling wide and throwing confetti.

            “Send in…” The Game Maker starts and then yells excitedly, “THE PANDA-DINO!”

            The Career group is walking through the misty jungle, weapons in hand, and is searching for more victims. L.Joe and Nara, the leaders, are laughing evilly about the ones they’ve already killed.

            “You go, Twinnie!” SS shouts at the screen. “I should send him glitter.”

            Out of nowhere, the giant Panda-Dino appears behind Hyuna. Slowly, they all turn around and see it. Simon screams like a girl and shoots a marshmallow at it with the gun he stole from Minhyuk after killing him. The Panda-Dino roars and gets slobber all over Hyuna. L.Joe, Nara, and Simon take off running.

            “SHE DIES! I CALL IT!” Naeunicorn shouts.

            As Naeunicorn predicts, the Panda-Dino bends down and eats Hyuna. Naeunicorn and SS clap. The end of the first day is announced as the tribute thingy appears in the sky with all the dead people’s names and faces on it.

            “My Minhyuk died,” Naeunicorn says. “And our other unnies.”         

            “Changmin unnie died,” SS agrees.

            “What happened to the Panda-Dino?”

            “He/She headed towards the waterfall.”

            “Who’s at the waterfall?”

            Kris is at the waterfall. But the Panda-Dino disappears as soon as L.Joe and Nara come into range. Simon has disappeared from their group. The two spy creepily at Kris as he fills his canteen with water.

            “AYO WADDUP KREASE!” a voice is heard in the jungle.

            “Awkward,” Naeunicorn says as Kris takes a shower under the waterfall.

            “So, how’s Mr. Holululu?” SS asks Naeunicorn.

            Nara and L.Joe wait until Kris is asleep that night before setting sticks and other pieces of wood around him. They make sure Kris is tied down and they set the pile on fire and laugh evilly as they dance around the fire like crazy people, throwing leaves onto the fire. Kris is awake and screaming for help. There is no help. Hehehe  eue.

            After Kris dies, the two roast marshmallows on the fire and eat happily.

            The screen flashes to BaekYeol. The two are dressed as bushes as they walk through the jungle. Krystal is secretly following them in the vines above, her bloody towel in hand and a crazy look on her face. Thunder and L are up in a tree, eating mangoes. Monkeys. Krystal throws a rock at them and hits L in the face. She motions to the sneaky BaekYeol below. They look down. Before they spot them, Baekhyun uses his light power to blind the two and they fall out of the cotton candy tree. Chanyeol then starts burning them alive.

            “I TOLD EVERYONE HE BURNS PEOPLE BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME!” SS yells loudly as she throws a brick at the screen. Naeunicorn threw her shoe at the screen. It bounces off and hits SS in the head.

            BaekYeol AKA the two bushes run off with Krystal still following them…like a stalker.

            “Someone should kill BaekYeol,” SS says, rubbing her forehead.

            “BAEKYEOL!”

          

            “Who is dead?” PCL asks the Game Maker as she drinks her coffee.

            “Eunji, Hyosung-“

            “Figures.”

            “Changmin, Minah, Kris, Minhyuk, Hyuna, Jiyoung, L, Hyoyeon, Soyou, and Thunder.”

            “Idiots.” As the Game Maker listed off the names, PCL rips the heads of the paper figurines she has for each tribute.

            “Anyone you want to target next?”

            “Daesung.”

            “Yes, Ma’am.” The Game Maker bows and walks away, laughing loudly.

            The Gamer Maker tells the people in the control room to send in the monkey-giraffes. They are just as vicious as the Panda-Dino. Except they eat your limbs one by one, and then inject you with an acid venom that melts your skin and then they eat your head off. OuO They have a monkey face, giraffe neck, monkey body and giraffe legs with monkey feet and a cat tail.

            The monkey-giraffes appear in the arena. L.Joe and Nara are chasing Daesung and IU through the jungle. They are still laughing and acting like crazy people. Daesung is screaming like a girl, “TELL MINGKKI I LOVE HER!” IU is singing Marshmallow while shooting marshmallows back at the Careers.

            Nara stops running when she hears the monkey noises. She looks up and sees them staring at her with red eyes. Then they hear Daesung’s girly scream. They turn their attention to him and start chasing the trio. One jumps on L.Joe and takes him down, starting to eat him and melt his flesh off. Daesung screams again as one attaches itself to his leg and starts eating. He falls into a pit. IU keeps running but a group of the monkeys end up jumping on her and eating her head off before she can fight them off.

            “I created those,” SS tells Naeunicorn.

            “What an awesome invention, Shinsadong Squirrel!” Naeunicorn cheers, clapping.

           

            “We killed Daesung,” the Game Maker tells PCL. She smiles and nods, giving a thumbs up. “L.Joe died.”

            “My Squishy!”

            “So did IU.”

            “You killed my children!?”

            “Who should we kill next?”

            PCL throws her coffee at the Game Maker.

            “Daesung, IU, L.Joe, L, Thunder, and Kris are dead,” Naeunicorn announces.

            “AYO WADDUP KREASE!” an unknown voice yells. The two look at each other.

            “Krystal is still stalking BaekYeol, Simon is now stalking Krystal, and Zin is stalking Simon. Who will die first?”

            Just then, Chunji runs across Simon’s path, flailing and making weird noises. Simon stops and stares after him. He grabs a branch and then turns it into a wooden stake. He then yells weirdly and runs after Chunji. Zin quietly follows, his bow armed with a pencil as he stalks them.

            Simon chases Chunji to a cliff. Chunji starts dancing to girly songs and singing loudly.

            “Chunji!” Simon yells at the boy. Chunji turns around. He has an eye missing. “PREPARE FOR YOUR DEATH!” Simon runs at Chunji and stabs the stake through his heart. Blood squirts all over Simon’s face as Chunji falls over the cliff.

            “AYO!” Zinzilla yells. Simon turns around and Zin shouts the pencil through his head, making him die and fall over the cliff after Chunji. Zin grabs a mango from his pocket and takes a bite of it and runs back into the forest.

            “Who do you think will win at this point?” SS asks Naeunicorn.

            “Krystal. She has to return and make babies. I need nieces and nephews!”

            “...Who’s left?”

            “BaekYeol! Krystal! Tia! Sulli! Zin!”

           

            The night passes and the next day approaches. Krystal is still stalking BaekYeol like the creeper she is.

            “Oh look!” Naeunicorn says. “It is Tia!”

            “WHERE?” SS shouts as she stands up and smiles.

            Tia runs through the jungle, a machete in hand. She is swinging it around crazily and cutting everything in sight. Krystal hears her and looks down. She sees Tia run past, still cutting, as she approaches the bushy BaekYeol. Tia doesn’t realize she killed BaekYeol until the blood hits her and the cannons sound.  But only one sounds. Tia looks back, and gasps.

            “My precious Bacon,” Chanyeol says, looking at the headless Baekhyun. “Me without you is like a fat man without boobs.”

            “How romantic,” Naeunicorn says, wiping her tears away.

            Chanyeol proceeds to grabs the machete from a speechless Tia and the cannon sounds. Tia runs away, screaming from the sight. Krystal flinches at the sight and jumps to another vine and swings away from the dead Bacon and Eggyeol.

            

            “Who’s left?” Naeunicorn asks as the day passes.

            “Zinzilla, Krystal Umma, Sulli unnie, and Nara unnie...and mah Tia!~” SS throws confetti and glitter everywhere.

            “The cow, the wheat, the tree, the peacock, and the coal. Interesting.”

            “ATTENTION CONTESTANTS!” PCL’s voice sounds over the arena. Everyone looks at the sky as if looking directly at PCL. “There will be a feast today. At the Cornucopia obviously. Each of you needs something, right? Go and fight and stuff. Bye!”

            Everyone nods as they all start heading for the Cornucopia. Each one needs something for sure. Nara needs crazy pills, Sulli needs water and pixie sticks, Krystal needs a picture of Sungyeol, Zin needs mangoes and a sexy box, and Tia needs to see people since she is an aweshum loner.

            They all stand in the jungle’s shrubs as they wait for someone to run out first. Nara runs out first, screaming like a banshee. Sulli runs after her and attacks her, stabbing her repeatedly. As soon as Nara is dead, Zin runs out and shoots Sulli with his AK-47 gun. Sulli is dead now. Now all that is left is Zin, Tia, and Krystal. Zin looks around and runs to grab his mangoes and sexy box. He hugs them tightly and starts dancing to Syndrome by Chocolat. B|v

            Krystal swings in on a vine, Tia’s machete in hand, and cuts Zin in half. She lands on top of the Cornucopia and cheers.

            “Umma?” Tia says, climbing up the side of the Cornucopia. Krystal runs over and hugs Tia. Tia hugs her back.

            “OH NOES!” SS and Naeunicorn shout.

            Krystal pulls away and sees Tia with her marshmallow gun. Krystal holds up her machete.

            “I don’t want to kill you,” Krystal tells her, frowning. ”Not my own daughter.”

            “Silly Umma~” Tia tells her. “I’m not a threat.”

            Krystal puts her arms down and smiles, nodding.

            “But…” Tia holds up the gun and aims it at Krystal. “YOLO!” The cannon sounds.

            “YESH!” SS jumps up and starts throwing everything, including Naeunicorn, as she cheers. “MAH TIA WON!”

“CONGRATULTAIONS! THE 69^TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES’ WINNER IS TIA HWANG FROM DISTRICT 12!” PCL announces. SS cheers.

            “MY SUNGSTAL BABIES!” Naeunicorn cries in her sad little corner. 

             And so. Tia, from District 12, wins the 69th Annual Hunger Games! She heads back to District 12 aka KA Roleplay and lives in a fancy home made of shiny stuff and has many robots and things like that. And Naeun cries forever about the SungStal babies...but Krystal's spirit comes back to haunt her. THE ENDEU. for now.